Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Just a few observations..

1. When it is raining, why do people walk under the awnings when they have umbrellas thus forcing the people without umbrellas into the rain and hitting the few people still trying to walk under the awning with their stupid umbrella. 

2. Living in the CBD gives you instant 2nd hand smoke. I have lost 3 years of my life just from living 3 months in the CBD! (and they dont even at least smoke the good smelling cigarettes. If I am going to die from 2nd hand smoke I would appreciate some good smelling smoke at the very least!)

3. Taxi drivers, bus drivers, and anyone driving a vehicle in this city are crazy people. Why accelerate towards me when I am crossing the road and MY light is green?! Zombies.

4. Why do all the asian girls and boys walk arm-in-arm down the sidewalk at a pace slower than a dead snail so that all the other people with lives that have places to be cannot get by!!!!!!!?

5. Pick up your trash. 

6. People that live in the CBD don't know how to walk!!! They are like lost kids in a square room. They just need to learn to get out of my way. Please.

7.Why do people ask so many questions? For example: If you and I walk into a room and there is a show on the television, don't ask me 'what show is this? what is going on? who is that girl on the screen? What year was this filmed?' I DON"T KNOW! We are seeing this at the same time so I would know just as much as you don't.

8. Why are general health practitioners more interested in my tan than my health? I paid $66.50 to have a conversation about where I got my tan. Cool.

These are some of the questions I ask myself on a daily basis. I guess it just comes with the territory of city living.